John Green. Not the author. 19. Missouri. Lover of all things old. Examples: God, My Jokes, The Beatles, and My Parents. Talk to me about music (come to me with any band and I'll tell you how the Beatles are better). Talk to me about TV. Sherlock, The Office, Duck Dynasty, Spongebob, Psych. Talk to me about Movies. Les Miserables, Moulin Rouge, Shaun of the Dead. Talk to me about Life. But most of all just talk to me... I'm Lonely...

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JONATHAN COULTON: “Nemeses” [x]

tacostunes:

Jonathan Coulton - Nobody Loves You Like Me


From the album Artificial Heart (2011)

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/

winston-ramone:

I realized I really wanted to listen to this and I it’s been a looooong time without listen it… and I wanted to reblogged but couldn’t find it…

nerdrehab:

Want you Gone - Jonathan Coulton

thebicker:

Sex education 

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

(Source: nosdrinker)

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

(Source: BuzzFeed)

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.


And now to conclude with OdinIt’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

image

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

image

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

image

And now to conclude with Odin
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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

(Source: funnyfandomfeelz)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

reinkakou:

sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?

reinkakou:

sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?

thatsmoderatelyraven:

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3